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Marijuana Demotivational Poster

STONER CLAUS - Wishes you a Merry Christmas!


TAGS: recreationarea bong stoned drive marijuana
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
WHOO! My Home-State!
Dean Ascher - December 5, 2010, 11:17 am
Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
tjhawk - December 2, 2010, 10:41 am
sadly i know where this place is lol. it's just outside milwaukee.
Reality Lord - November 30, 2010, 8:18 pm

nicely done dude!
Faceplant31 - November 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Glad you stuck with this one. You did the pic the justice it deserved. 5L from me

GOD LOVES WEED - God loves weed, so it should be legal!

EASY GRANNY! - Don't cash it in one hit iron lung; save some for the rest of us, would ya?

BE CAREFUL - Marijuana may cause: Intelligent thought, peaceful bliss, love and the feeling of oneness with your world

TAGS: be careful marijuana may cause
Rating: 3.17/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:14 pm
How about "clarity of thought, by removing your ability to think of more than one thing at a time"?
Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:00 am
Well it felt brilliant at the time... LOL
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:33 am
Intelligent thought? Really?

HAPPY HANUKKAH - Smoke your marijuana-kkah.

MARIJUANA. - And GOD said "i give you all seed bearing plants on earth to use."

TAGS: marijuana
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by dennis

biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 10:13 pm
it looks like a christmas tree except, it only lights you see is on the roll
Sir Smokey - August 22, 2008, 11:39 am
I'd fuck weed, and I do fuck those who smoke it :)
Smoky Stover - July 29, 2008, 9:23 am
I sense an ambiguity in your statement. That F word can mean too many things.
KRis - July 28, 2008, 10:33 pm
Fuck weed and those who smoke it :)
Smoky Stover - July 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
I suddenly crave brownies, lots of brownies.
dennis - July 28, 2008, 3:27 pm
But wait this shit so good there are no seeds!!!



MARIJUANA - It is impossible to overdose But obviously you can smoke yourself retarded

TAGS: meta world peace marijuana
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:42 am
So true. Are you familiar with the city of Gilroy, CA perchance? A city I pain-stakingly lived in for 10 years, putting up with this problem EVERYWHERE!

MARIJUANA - It's Harmless Really Unless You Fashion It Into A Club and Beat Somebody Over The Head With It

MARIJUANA - Apparently, it's also a treatment for glaucoma... Pass the funions

TAGS: marijuana funions
Rating: 3.42/5

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Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 9:32 am
Grow up and do coke like an adult already!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:00 am
Spicy nacho Doritos work for me.

NORML - Another Failed Advertising Plan Somebody Forgot To Plant The Crop

TAGS: norml fail marijuana
Rating: 4/5

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Zed - February 12, 2010, 1:19 am
It is. I had to mow it once.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 4:11 pm
Some of it did get planted, but... well, it went up in smoke

MARY JANE - Putting a Smile On Your Child's Face As Soon AsYour Back Was Turned

MARIJUANA - It's what separates us from the Americans... ...that and hockey, good beer, healthcare, common sense, fair elections, and Quebec

TAGS: marijuana canada america usa
Rating: 2.84/5

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MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 1:46 pm
Still french though. Though Quebecer's are most definitely a different breed of weird at times.
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 1:42 pm
Sorry to hear that Allen/lulz/lorts gay bf. Try the French, they're more accepting.
lulz - September 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
I hate Canadians
agdaniele - May 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
Wow Cheech... Canada bashing? Edgy stuff. Timmy much?
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:13 pm
Seriously? I mean seriously? Keep your hokey, the beer is questionable, common sense I doubt (I've met plenty of you) fair elections (you learned from us) Healthcare (HA! that's a joke) and you can keep Quebec and the quazi FRENCH.
Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:48 am
You really don't wanna be calling CANADIANS tools of the state in comparison to the brainwashed American public(obviously generalizing here). Shit, they'll even go fight wars when they don't actually know what they're bout coz sum government official sez
u.u - August 5, 2008, 1:16 am
Government controlled healthcare just implants possibilities of mind control. Have fun being tools of the state!
Belisarius - July 24, 2008, 7:41 pm
As much as I want to smart off about Michael comments, I just can't. After all, Canada has recently gifted us with Corner Gas. That show rocks!
Frenchie - July 22, 2008, 11:28 pm
But do you really want to brag about having Quebec? Really?

NEW OFFER: - Drive Thru Fly Away

TAGS: mary jane is on the counter marijuana restaurant mc donald s
Rating: 2.53/5

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Me_ - April 15, 2010, 3:13 pm
would be better if it was over a billion baked

GOD - Just what he's looking for

TAGS: marijuana
Rating: 2.25/5

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Hector - April 14, 2009, 2:11 pm
Now that's a doober! Thanks for the memories.
Bob Chin - February 10, 2009, 9:32 am
Extra lung capacity....what he needs!

ACCORDING TO THE U.S. GOVERNMENT - Marijuana it's like heroin, only greener

TAGS: government marijuana heroin only greener
Rating: 4.62/5

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spanko1 - November 10, 2011, 11:23 am
And now send me that beautiful bud!!!
Budog - July 10, 2011, 7:58 pm
Greeny, you will get no argument from me. Now just tell that to the assholes we seem to keep electing.
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 7:55 pm
Greener is better!

STONED WHEAT THINS - Much more mellow than the reduced fat wheat thins.

TAGS: one toke over the line weed mary jane marijuana acapulco gold reefer
Rating: 3.84/5

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thatonechick - December 23, 2009, 12:17 pm
I'm sure you could if you crushed them and sprinkled them in your weed.
Me_ - December 23, 2009, 12:16 pm
Can ya smoke em'
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
Betcha can't eat just one.
thatonechick - December 22, 2009, 10:46 am
We sell these at my work... I have thought the same thing! Bwahahahahaha...

He's Working on the 'Vision' Thing -

TAGS: vision smoking marijuana
Rating: 3.19/5
jake - April 15, 2009, 3:31 am
sorry, first one I did. wasn't familiar with all the buttons....
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 12:05 am
Very nice. Too bad you don't want to take credit for your work.

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS - She even comes with two cute friends as accessories.

STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below

TAGS: standards tattoo lesbians freak freaks kissing marijuana pancakes
Rating: 1.77/5

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CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
from the little bit i can se of the blue chick i would to
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:41 pm
you also have to take into consideration the fact that she's holding a joint. When the shits that good you'll fuck anyone
Porcelina - October 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I'd fuck the blue haired bitch..

Supporters of the Drug Cartels -

TAGS: weed marijuana colorado drugs arrogant
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:08 pm
Never mind. It's just Washington and Colorado. Which, now, explains a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:06 pm
Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Weed is legal for recreational use in California? I thought it still needed some sort of medical card. I live in California, and I'm out of the loop.
pzykosiz - March 22, 2014, 5:27 am
you sir, are a fucking genius
EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2014, 3:00 am
We could bring peace and law back to Mexico!
fredbo - March 21, 2014, 8:01 pm
Yes, if we legalize marijuana and provide an American home grown product should drive the drug cartels out of business. So until that happens the weed people buy from Mexico will continue to finance the violence.
Reality Lord - March 21, 2014, 7:49 pm

so you mean if the legalize it that the drug cartels would be totally out of business as american home grown product begins rolling out. excellent!!!

Epiphany -

TAGS: marijuana weed laws driving me insane
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - July 25, 2014, 10:19 pm
Why can't we all just be high on life? Say No to Drugs. Hugs Not Drugs.
Cannabal - July 25, 2014, 1:46 am
Yeah, but then people start complaining about how you're not sharing. You just can't win sometimes.
Cannabal - July 25, 2014, 1:46 am
Yeah, but then people start complaining about how you're not sharing. You just can't win sometimes.
MissPriss - July 24, 2014, 12:38 am
Not me...grow your own 5L pot.
curlyrocks - July 24, 2014, 12:37 am
I always said if they legalized it here in Canada I would just bootleg it any way.
Airman - July 23, 2014, 11:09 pm
well, it's legal here in Colorado.. and everyone is bitching about the prices. The State is collecting a LOT of taxes. You get lots of bitching either way now

Ironically -


TAGS: marijuana hunger chinese food
Rating: 4.16/5

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Cannabal - May 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
MMmmm, weed and Chinese food......
Greeny - May 2, 2013, 10:06 pm
The plain ol' stuff works too
GaryO - May 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
It works….5 tokes

Unemployment -

Legalize It ? -

TAGS: legalize pro s con s marijuana
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - December 11, 2013, 9:43 pm
Pro: Availability. Con: 25% sales tax (in Colorado.)

Propaganda -


TAGS: medical marijuana squirt stopper
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sho - July 27, 2012, 8:15 pm

Damn Right! -